Team Rocket

Xbox 360, Handhelds

The name's Will.

"Oh, yo­u have a col­lege degree?­ So, clearly­ you can mak­e me a sandw­ich."

VIDEO GAMES I HAVE BEEN MOST HAPPY WITH: Disgaea: Hour of Darkness, Medal: of Honor Rising Sun, DragonBall Z Budokai 3, Disgaea: Cursed Memories, Halo, Halo 3, Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare, Tales of Vesperia, Crash Team Racing, Mario Kart, Crash Bandicoot Warped, Super Smash Brothers, Super Smash Brothers Melee, Super Smash Brothers Brawl, Pokemon YRB, Ruby, Sapphire, Crystal, Gold, Silver, Fire Red, Leaf Green, Heart Gold and Soul Silver, Pokemon Snap, Need For Speed Underground, Saints Row 2, [PROTOTYPE], Lips, Rock Band 2, Radiata Stories, 007 Golden Eye, 007 Nightfire, Tenchu: Wrath of Heaven, Lord of the Rings: Return of the King

HTTP://WWW.MYSPACE.COM/LA_HARL

GAMES I AM CURRENTLY PLAYING: Pokemon Heart Gold, Pokemon Black, The Bourne Conspiracy, Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare, WET, Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2

"Sometimes to get something you don't have, you have to do something you have never done."



Snowbound Jet, MyNameIsWill, and Cct91 WERE pretty much the coolest people you were gonna find on MeetAGamer.com.
XConstanT, Neo Variable and LongDuck are pretty cool dudes also.

Everyone else is lame (Other than myself, of course).

For the record, I hate pretzels, yogurt, and oatmeal. >:[ Fucking Disgusting.

I never got on this site for dating purposes lol. Dunno about everybody else, but my initial purpose for signing up and creating an account on here was just to find more people to play Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare, my favorite video game, with me, while everyone else jumped on the initial Modern Warfare 2 bandwagon. I managed to play that game with a total of three cool people who btw no longer get on this site for reasons I'm not even going to begin to jump into. Anyways, I really don't know why I even bother to log onto this anymore? Lolz

Xbox LIVE Quotes:

"Yeah, you're muted"
"You're all nubs! Every single one of you guys are nubs!"
"Don't eat all of it. That's my tortilla, and you're eating it! Put it down!"
"Shut up bitch. Shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up bitch! You fuckin' piece o' cunt!"
"Shut up. You have retard syndrome."
"You're a bitchy girl, bitch."
"WHO WON?!"
"No, don't skip. Don't ski- ! Fuck you guys..."
"You know what I want? I want you to suck the fucking fart out of my ass. How would you like that?"
"Yea, I took a big, fat shit on your mama's chest. That's why everyone's asking me about a mud-butt."
"If it's a double quarter-pounder, isn't that just a half pounder?"
"Mod, you have a mod."
"No, that's my finger bangin' finger."
"Ain't nobody callin' no DANK no EPIC GREENAGE!"
"Good one, faggot!"
"Hey, is that a girl?"
"That's alright meatnugget!"
"Campin' ain't easy"
"I bet he doesn't have a mic cuz his mommy won't buy him one"
"His mom must be asleep cuz he's using the 'N' word alot"
"Camping mother fuckers, man"
"All they're doin' is fuckin' noob tubin!!!"
"Why the fuck isn't anybody at B?!"
"Shut the fuck up, kid!"
"Are you serious? I just barely got on and we lost."
"Suck my pussy"
"Get the vagina out of your mouth you fuckin' fat lesbian"
"Shut up faggot. You laugh like a retard."
"Really?!"
"You're garbage"
"Too easy guy"
"Y'all got raped."
"You guys are terrible."
"I'm poopin'... I'm poopin! I'M POOOOPIIIIN!"
"There's always one..."
"Suck my black dick! SUCK! MY! BLACK! DIIICK!"
"It kicked me, so I rejoined"
" 'Are you good at chugging?' ' I've got a big mouth' "
"Always good to have a black guy on your team"
"What the fuck are you talkin' about? Fuckin dike"
"Fuckin white kid"
"They made a movie about me. It's called Free Willy."
"OKAY, Shut the fuck up you dumb nigger!"
"Lucky that was the last kill or you would've been mad, Lol"
"Learn proper English, ya dumbass!"
"Just to let y'all know, I'm gonna be campin' again."
"A fuckin' M16 again?! Who the fuck uses that on free-for-all?!"
"Who the fuck gets a nuke on free-for-all?"
"Marathon, Lightweight, Commando, and a tac-knife, wow"
"Epic! Epic retard!"
"Fuckin' mod... Bring that controller over. I wanna get my K/D up."
"Fucking twelve year old."
"Who's really playing the freaking recorder?"
"Hey guys what's up? How is you?"
"Hey, if I talk to you, you betta reply! It's not a text message!"
"If you play Modern Warfare 2 that long, you wouldn't suck as much cock as you do."
"Pyro bitch, quit using the ACR."
"Did you say Trinidad?"
"If you play baseball, you are a pussy."
"Call of Duty 4 had bad graphics."
"I'm actually thirteen."
"Please don't say that cuz it offends me."
"I'm gonna bring out the big guns next time."
"I need a laxative..."
" 'Aye, who gave you permission to leave the kitchen, eh?' 'The same person who gave your uncle permission to push your shit in.' "
"Good for you. You like gettin' poop on your dick."
"Kiss your account goodbye."
"Ever seen a grown man's dick?"
"Shut up, fireworks faggot."
"Youu Stuupid fuuck!"
"I didn't know a girl can be a nerd"
"Damn, you've got a deep ass voice."
"That was a question and a statement."
"I'm not god. I'm just a man who wears pants."
"I'm sick. I think I can still pla- BLARGH! [throws up]"
"Mom...! MOM!"
"You peed on my bed!"
"Puzzle piece that, bitch."
"Nigga, we got game sound goin' on."
"What is that? Is that a hat?"
"[Shotgun blast] What the fuck?!?!"
"I gotta glitch on my xbox. You can't shoot ma shit down!"
" 'Get back in the kitchen.' 'Oh okay, I will. I'll get back in the kitchen, grab the kitchen knife, slit your fucking throat, rip your head off, and shit in your open throat hole you little fucking bitch.' "
"He's climbin in your people. He's snatchin' your windows up."
"Teabag?! Joke's on you. I don't even drink tea!"
"Oh wow, fuck this game!"
"SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!"
"You're either moddin' or real damn fast."
"Talk to me when you get a life."
"Kill a nigga. Kill a cracka. Kill a fuckin' tally wagga."
"Anyone want to um... Uh... Nevermind. I forgot."
"I’ll fucking kill you nigga!"
"Give me a headshot please!"
"How’d you like that one faggot?"
"What up, bitches?"
"You shut the fuck up, nigga, fuckin' hood rat."
"Shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up…"
"Poo-poo ass nigga"
"You fucking retarded fuck"
"Fuck you, you piece of shit bitch"
"Hit me harder... Oh yeah... There you go dad."
"You just spit all over me, Brandon."
"Yeah, he's watching 'Easy A' probably with his fuckin' fourteen year old girlfriend."
"All the one bullets"
"You wanna die?!"
"Shut up Justin! Justin!"
"Skip this shit, man. Skip it. Oh my God, fucking skip this map, man- ! Thank you."
"And, he plays halo... Get oouutta ma face."
"You are not God."
"Aw, that's a cute laugh. I'd like to take it and wrap it around my dick!"
"You fixin' to get slapped!"
"You motha fuckin', Papa John's eatin' bitch!"
"Why you talkin 'bout Red Lobster bitch?!"
"Oh my God, you gotta hard- You got hit! ... Hit marker."
"Oh my fuck, that's ugly as fuck."
"Get off tha flo' man. There ain't no crumbs on that floor."
"This shit lagged me out again bro. I'm 'bout to-... I'm about to break my xbox yo. I'm fuckin pissed, my nigga."
"Why you so gay? (x3) Why you suck dick? (x3)"
"I'm gonna go masturbate..."
"Oh God! Please! Get away from me! Nooo- ! [Predator missile]"
"I got no skills!~ My name is Dysrupter!~ [sings this over and over again]"
"I like salad."
"I knew we were gonna lose."
"I'll toss your mom's salad."
"Just gimme three seconds. I'm putting it in the microwave right n- ! Why you naked out here? What are you doing out here naked Brandon?"
"Ow, let go of my hair... You're not my brother..."
"What the fuck Jesus!"
"Kyle, What are you doing with all those Playboys?!" [[female voice in the background]]
"Stop messing with the remote...! Stop messing with the remote! Oh my God..."
"Hey...! Hey, fuck you PUSSAAAAAYYYY!"
"White people smell! White people smell! White people smell! White people smell!"
"I just jizzed a little bit."
"Yeah, yeah, get shit on bitch!"(x3)
"I bet you guys can't even sniper!"
"Get on your knees and suck on my left tit."
"Shut the fuck up, pussy! I'm about to kick your ass!"
"I was about to say… Yeah, is your nipple on my nipple? Look at it."
"Whoever's talking say 'I'. I!"
"I can't go to the kitchen its too far, like four feet away. I have to lick the sweat from my armpit right now. Then I lift my left man boob and drink the sweat from that too. I’m just kidding."
"I hate being camping."
"Go defuse it, or I'll rape you with a spoon."
"Whoever I’m looking at, I’m gonna turn on you right now."
"Mwahahahaha!"
"Hunter, you are an F-in' noobsicle."
"Why'd you havta leave? I was tryin' to get a blowjob from one of those guys."
"That’s my computer, and there’s my laptop. There’s a difference."
"She's Outta My League was the greatest movie I've ever seen."
"You suck ball pubes. The kid on our team has, like, the balls of a five year old."
"Wow! No…"
"He wallbanged me."
"For three and half hours he followed us around calling us honkeys."
"I hit 'em up, bitches! Hit 'em up!"
"I fucked your mother! I did her real nice! She's my bitch!"
"Da-nuh nah-nah nuh-nah duh-nah-nah!"
"Shut yo bitch!"
"I’m gonna go punch somebody's nipples off. Brb"
"Hey black person, nobody asked you."
"I am currently sitting on your face."
"I like how your beer goggles work on xbox live."
"How did you guys get on those buildings?"
"The boosters were boosting that’s how we won. [x3] Oh oh, yeah yeah! Let’s go team. Let’s go team. We won! Oh oh, we won! Y’allllll lost. That’s how we won!"
"Sometimes I like to just lay on the bottom and not do anything."
"You guys better back out. If you guys don’t back out, you’re gonna get raped… By santa claus."
"Nobody uses MySpace anymore! What the fuck is your problem?!"
"And you are a very homosexual white man."


Special Thanks To Contributors. Thanks Y'all! Lol:
GetEmGurl
Travis Morris (HereticTravesty)
John (Ni6htWin9)
Colette Tanberg (MythicalUnicorn)
WarHead Leo
Dexterous Lily
Tyler Clarkson (UMAD Clarkson)
xTheEffinPopex

There is no such thing as that in San Antonio, TX for me. The mind of this city is corrupted, and will not allow me to advance. I will not succumb to these features like everyone else.

I've got a lot of demons. I can't figure out whom I hate hate more: myself or those who led us all to possession.