First name Ryan. Last name Pagan. I am from the planet cholesterol but now reside on the Morning Star. I love juicy juice. I hate coffee. I am better at Rock Band than you. You are better at cooking than me. I think August Burns Red is the proverbial bomb. I think eating pb&j for breakfast is normal. Biting your nails is gross. My brothers are my heroes. I'm addicted to strangers. I sing in my car even when I don't know the words worth poop. Airsoft owns your face. I am a sarcastic lil' shyt sometimes. Ghost hunting with my friends is amazing. Artists are the coolest beings ever created. I believe in treating people how you want to be treated. I am a sucker for motivational quotes. Going to church doesn't make you any more a Christian than going to the garage makes you a car. I try everything at least once. I have plenty of regrets but absolutely adore my life. My friends are family and I will shank you for them. Materialistic people crack me up. The Ring and Silence of the Lambs should be in the comedy section of Blockbuster. I love natural beauty and people who have respect for themselves. I read novels. Saying "thank you" and "please" is extremely important. I'm a firm believer in that there should be an "h" at the end of Yes. Everyone gets one chance in my book. I'd rather talk on the phone than text. I don't take networking internet sites seriously, but I'm logged into every one of them. I love people watching at bars. I'm only at bars for concerts. Sex offenders should be stoned to death. Christmas is about Jesus, not Santa Claus, but he's cool too. Dane Cook was a viable GENIUS...now he's a turd. I love the beach in the winter. I'd like to make Michael J. Fox stop shaking. I love peanut butter flavored anything. I believe in soul mates. I make frequent and casual attempts at telekinesis. Laughing constantly is key. Old people are awesome and I used to have braces. Spell check is one of the best inventions next to the wheel. I have 1 dog and 2 parents, 2 eyes and 1 heart. I have a strange obsession with staying up late at night. I hate crack. Sometimes I feel like putting a Power Rangers mask on and pretending to be a Brontosaurus running through the streets of Orlando, stepping on only 1984 Lincoln Town Cars and rich people all while singing Scary Kids Scaring Kids a cappella and flinging monkey poo at people as if they were Darth Vader. If you don't get me, it's totally okay, because I don't care : ] You're more than welcome to add me or send a message. I'm super friendly